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When a Hill country boy returned home from his first year in college for summer vacation, he decided to impress his dad with all the words he had learned.
"yesterday", he told his father, " my friends and I autoed to the drive-in, golfed until dark, bridged for a few hours, and then autoed home."
" that's wonderful son," he replied, " I Muled to the cornfield and gee hawed' till sundown, then suppered 'till dark, piped 'till nine, bedsteaded' til ' five, breakfasted and went muling again.
He's So Country
His idea of dressing up is wearing clean overalls.
The only time he takes his hat off is when he is getting ready to apologize.
He thought cornbread was wedding cake.
Bill - FHB
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